Prabha & Bala met in the Hell

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Don't mess with us Sri Lankans

A lawyer and a Sri Lankan are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Sri Lankans are so dumb that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if the Sri Lankan would like to play a fun game.

The Sri Lankan is tired and just wants to take a nap so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Sri Lankan's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Sri Lankan doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Sri Lankan's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Sri Lankan and hands him $500. The Sri Lankan pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Sri Lankan up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Sri Lankan reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

Moral of the story - Don't mess with us Sri Lankans.

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Nice Photos of Politicians

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Latest Air Bags (Adults Only)

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Mervin Joseph's Jokes

Lesbian :

At a party Joseph sees a beautiful girl and invites
Her to dance
With him...
Joseph : Can I dance with you?
The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..
Joseph : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN

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Marriage :

Joseph's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than
You....will it bad for
Our marriage?
Joseph : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
Year.

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Hidden Camera's :

Mrs. Joseph caught Joseph searching high and low
All around his
Living room.
Mrs. Joseph: 'What are you searching for?'
Mr. Joseph: 'Hidden cameras!'
Mrs. Joseph: 'And what makes you think that there
Are hidden
Cameras here?'
Mr. Joseph : 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I
Am doing. Every
Few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are
Watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know
That?'

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Relaxing :

Joseph was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .

A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Joseph answered, 'No, I am Joseph'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Joseph answered, 'No! No! Me Joseph!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Joseph was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
Place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
Idiot. Everyone is
Looking for you and you are sitting over here!'

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Heaven :

Joseph died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that
New rules are In effect due to the advances in education on
Earth. In order to Gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with
'T'.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Joseph thought for a few minutes and answered.
1. The two days of the week that begin with
'T' are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how

Did you get 12 seconds in a year?'

Joseph replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...'

Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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Moneys protest against Symonds

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Ela katha 2k

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Two Prostitutes

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car20which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES — $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy bust, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER — $50.00."

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