Sardarji Jokes

Birth of Twins

Why the Sardarji wife who gave birth to twins is sad?
Her husband has gone out looking for the other man.

Busy

Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Orange Juice

Q: Why did the Sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate' .

Time

Sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Filling Application

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.

He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK.

On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our Sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.

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