Mervin Joseph's Jokes

Lesbian :

At a party Joseph sees a beautiful girl and invites
Her to dance
With him...
Joseph : Can I dance with you?
The Girl : I'm sorry I'm a lesbian..
Joseph : It's ok. It's ok.. I'm a THOMIAN

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Marriage :

Joseph's Girl Friend: I'm one year older than
You....will it bad for
Our marriage?
Joseph : No, not at all.....We'll marry in next
Year.

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Hidden Camera's :

Mrs. Joseph caught Joseph searching high and low
All around his
Living room.
Mrs. Joseph: 'What are you searching for?'
Mr. Joseph: 'Hidden cameras!'
Mrs. Joseph: 'And what makes you think that there
Are hidden
Cameras here?'
Mr. Joseph : 'That guy on TV knows exactly what I
Am doing. Every
Few minutes he keeps saying, 'You are
Watching Rupavahini channel'. How does he know
That?'

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Relaxing :

Joseph was enjoying the sun at the beach in America .

A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing?'
Joseph answered, 'No, I am Joseph'
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Joseph answered, 'No! No! Me Joseph!'
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Joseph was totally annoyed and decided to shift his
Place.
While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?'
The other man was a lot more educated and answered,
'Yes, I am relaxing.'
Mervin Silva slapped him on his face and said,'Stupid,
Idiot. Everyone is
Looking for you and you are sitting over here!'

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Heaven :

Joseph died and went to heaven.
When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that
New rules are In effect due to the advances in education on
Earth. In order to Gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with
'T'.
2. How many seconds are there in a year?

Joseph thought for a few minutes and answered.
1. The two days of the week that begin with
'T' are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and
Tomorrow answer, even though
it's not the answer I expected. But how

Did you get 12 seconds in a year?'

Joseph replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,
March 2nd, etc...'

Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.

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